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Wiki Rhapsody is a single from RealGameTime. It costs $0.99 and parodies the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.


Is this the wiki life, is this just fantasy?

Caught in a land slide, to escape wiki reality.

Open your user eyes.

Look up to the wiki skies and see.

I'm just a poor user.

I need no edits.

Because I'm easy come, easy go. (to wikis and then leaves for no good reason at all)

A little high (admin) , little low. (user)

Anyway the wiki blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just blocked a user,

Put a block against his head,

Grinded my gears, now he's blocked.

Mama, life had just begun,

But now I've left and deleted it all away.

Mama, ooh,

Didn't mean to make you cry,

If I'm not back again Ill log on tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. (It does matter)

Too late, my time has come,

Sending messages down my spine,

Body's typing all the time.

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to log off,

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (any way the wiki blows),

I don't wanna get blocked,

I sometimes wish I'd never been created at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a user,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning,

Very, very frightening me.

(Galileo) Galileo.

(Galileo) Galileo,

Galileo Figaro


I'm just a poor user, nobody loves me.

He's just a poor user from a poor wiki,

Promote him for his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Trigger! No, we will not unblock you. (Let him go!)

Trigger! We will unblock you. (Let him go!)

Trigger! We will not unblock you. (Let me go!)

Will not unblock you. (Let me go!)

Never, never unblock him.

Never let unblock him, oh.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)

Beelzebub has a troll put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can ban me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can promote me and leave me to be deleted?

Oh, founder, can't do this to me, founder,

Just gotta log off, just gotta log off outta here.

(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

Nothing really matters,

Anyone can see,

Nothing really matters,

Nothing really matters to me.

Any way the wiki blows.


  • This song parodies about the judging of Trigger's block on LD Wiki, LMMCU Wiki, and LD Customs Wiki