WARNING! This part of the TAODBCM is rated PG-13 due to drugs and language
GHIS IS CANCELLED
Dude: I don't wanna do this!
Marty: You have to or you can't hang out with us, you f*ck
Random dude shoots a person
Everybody: HO! HO! HO! :D
Caleb: Uncle GameTime, I can't sleep cries Can I have a bedtime story pl-
GameTime: Shut the f*ck up you little cu*t!
Marty: Ok, ok, Calm your f*cking balls down, I'll have him go on a adventure of a real BOI
Meanwhile in Military Camp
Marty: Okay I will show you the real adventure of shooting @$$es you sizzle sausage!
Military Guard: EXCUSE ME, SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU LITTLE CU*T!
Captain Ciph drops F-Bomb on Military Guard
Captain Ciph: FORMIDI-BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMB, You little sh*t!
Marty: This is my captain, CAPTAIN CIPH!!
Caleb: Nice to me-
Captain Ciph: I ain't do no Meet and Greet's!
Captain Ciph: Now shut the hell up!
Marty and Caleb shoot the Soldier Fricks
To be updated...