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[Zak and Vanessa are walking down a sidewalk.]

Zak: So then, he said "Don't take any woody Norphers!" [Both laugh, Zak falls down something and yelps. Pan out, there is a poophole in the road.]

Zak: (Jumps out of poophole, electrocuting himself)  WHO PUT THIS POOPHOLE HEEEERRRRE?! (Points to the poophole.) This is a serious safety hazzzzzzard! I fell in it! Like this! (Walking in place, trips into poophole) Do de do do do do do do... Wah! Even you (Points at Vanessa's butt, Vanessa grows surprised.) could fall in it! Like this! (Shoves Vanessa in poophole, Vanessa cries.) Every Morpher, young and old, is at risk! And (Accidentally punches Vanessa back into poophole.) furthermore, an unzzzightly blemished to our pulchritudinous and precious, to-be-protected landzzzzcape!

Vanessa: (Still in poophole, holding up an Ingrid/Ernest Morpher Wheel) Let's Morph.

Zak: (Electrocutes self) Yeah!

Vanessa and Zak: Morph! [Both are pulled into a musical organ and Morph. The Morph rubs its hands on its cap and places them onto the poophole, causing a giant explosion, destroying the entire background, leaving it entirely white, save for a burn where the poophole was.]

Zak: Well, look at that! No more poophole! We fixed it!

Vanessa: By Morphing! [Zak and Vanessa hump each other and continue walking.]

Zak: So, two Morphers and a Norpher walk into an illegal pharmacy...