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Naked Noah

Noah in his nakedness

Noah is a character in Meta Testament.


God looked over Earth, and it was corrupted, for all fleshly beings but Noah were corrupt. And the Earth was full of Injustice. Yahweh regretted having made humankind, and it pained his heart. Noah was a fair man and perfect among his generation, and he walked with God. God told Noah that he is bringing a tsunami to destroy everything under the heavens. Everything on earth will die as he sends rain for forty days and forty nights, wiping out everything living from the face of Earth. But God makes a pact with Noah, making an Ark of gopher wood, 450 feet long and 75 feet wide. Noah brought two of every living creature, male and female, to keep them alive with him: two of every livestock, two of every bird, and two of every creature that moves the ground, like monkeys, horses, hippos, crocodiles, dogs, Minotaur, cats, ostriches, monkeys, giraffes, and dinosaurs. Yahweh told Noah to also come into the Ark, along with his family, and he entered the Ark with his sons, his wife, and his sons' wives. Then Yahweh shut him in with a hammer and a screwdriver. In the 600th year of Noah's life, in the second month, the fountains in Heaven bursts forth and rain fell for forty days and forty nights. The water rose greatly increasing and the dark floated on the surface of the water. The waters gradually receded, and eventually Noah went out along with every living thing, and found that everything was grey and skeletons littered the ground. Noah built an altar and took some of every clean animal and every clean bird for a sacrifice to be burned on the altar. God tells him he will never cause the apocalypse again, and whenever a rainbow is seen, he will remember his pact between Noah and every living fleshly creature on the Earth. Noah's sons went out of the ark. They were named Shem, Ham, and Japheth. Noah was a farmer and planted in a vineyard of cherries. He drank from the wine and got drunk, and uncovered himself in his tent. Ham then saw his father's nakedness, told his brothers outside, and they took the cape, walked backward with their faces turned, and covered the nakedness of their father. They did not see their father's nakedness. Noah woke up from his wine and knew what his youngest son had done to him, told everyone Canaan is cursed and will be a servile slave to his brothers, and blessed Yahweh, and said Yahweh will make Canaan Shem and Japeth's slave. Noah live for another 350 years, totaling up to 950 years. Then he died.