[Show starts with title getting carved out of a log. Camera shifts to Chuck, Jake, and various totem poles.]

Chuck WOOD THROW! (Tosses wood into the air.)

Jake: R r r r RUFF RUFF r r r RUFF RUFF RUFF!

[Chuck catches wood, tosses it, wood hits four totem poles.]

Chuck: Four! Ha! Beat that!

[Log lands on Jake's face, Jake struggles to keep it balanced while he happily garbles and Chuck looks unimpressed, tosses log, log hits five totem poles.]

Jake: FIVE! (Laughs and happily growls, Chuck grows surprised, then determined.)

Chuck: (Catches log) R r r r r r r O AH! (Tosses wood again)

[Log hits six logs but goes out of bounds, log heads for Sid and Florence while they listen to baby grand piano music on a ghetto blaster.]

Sid and Florence: H m? (Log lands on them simultaneously, burying them up to their necks.) O OF!

[Jake excitedly dabs]

Chuck: Six! SIX! I GOT SIX!

[Sid taps Chuck's shoulder, Chuck and Jake see Sid use Florence's face to burn their log to a crisp, Chuck and Jake look nervous.]

Sid: No more wood, no more Wood Throw. H m p h!

[The log crumbles to soot.]

Chuck:  (To Jake) I say we tricks them... (pulls out Ingrid/Frost Wheel) and Morph them. He e he e he e he e he e...he e he e! (Jake joins him in laughing)

[Sid and Florence go back to the radio, yawn and stretch arms but touch Wheel.]

[Vacuum sucks them both up and explodes in a spray of semen.]

Sid and Florence: MARPH!

Chuck: He he! Morpher Throw! H y UGH! (Throws Sid & Florence Marph, Marph hits totem poles randomly) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20...

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